"OH EM GEE! Intelligence = SUCH a Turn-On!"

"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu)
02/28/2014 at 10:59 • Filed to: None

I decided to make this because this is what goes through my head every time I see an online profile that says "Intelligence is soooo sexy! It's such a turn-on!" Sadly...reality never turns out like the comic does. >.>

DISCUSSION (15)

Brian Silvestro > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:01

Kinja'd!!!

Archduke?

505Turbeaux > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:01

hahaha I am dying since I saw this on your FB page

crowmolly > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:01

Like the people who "love science" because they made a baking soda volcano once.

You can only truly "love science" if you have put yourself through the punishment of advanced coursework.

Bad Idea Hat > crowmolly
02/28/2014 at 11:04

I disagree completely.

I was a history major, and I love science and technology because of all the amazing things that we have learned about both.

I didn't do the coursework, I just appreciate what's been given to us.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:04

Intelligence hits peak attractiveness around "I took some college courses that weren't blowoffs" to average people. Any smarter than that and your attractiveness tends to start decreasing. BUT if you are with another intelligent person, then the attractiveness of intelligence increases on an exponential scale to where phrases like "Second order derivative" loosely translate to "bang me sideways and scream for Jesus"

Moral of the story - find smarter women. Preferably nurses. Lots of nurses. ALL THE NURSES.

Desu-San-Desu > crowmolly
02/28/2014 at 11:05

I love theoretical science. According to my last physics professor, I'm a "Goddamned abstract conceptual savant", but I just suck when it comes to the mathematical side of science or engineering. But yet I have no trouble comprehending the abstract high-concept stuff that the rest of the class would just look at and say "Prof...you're smoking something ...and I want some!"

yamahog > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:05

You have to understand that women who partake in online dating have to sift through hundreds of messages that look like they were composed by a horny gorilla using a typewriter missing all the vowel keys. Relative to that, using punctuation, complete sentences, and manners is intelligence.

Desu-San-Desu > yamahog
02/28/2014 at 11:07

Oh I'm aware of that. But next time I go on a date with a girl who says she finds intelligence a turn-on, I truly AM going to whip this shit out, just to see her reaction.

Desu-San-Desu > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/28/2014 at 11:10

LMAO. I took some college courses, but never graduated. But that was financial in nature, not for lack of wanting to take more classes, lol.

And I am actually talking to a nurse right now. We're going on a date tomorrow night. Weird... o.0

Generally I don't have a problem with finding intelligent women. I can usually tell pretty quick if they're 'up to snuff', so to say, and if they aren't there usually isn't even a first date. Because men can be picky too , dammit! *pouty face*

RazoE > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:10

If it works it works. Don't question it. Just go along with it and see where it takes you.

yamahog > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:12

Woah there tiger, don't you know you're supposed to hold off on relativity until the third date?

Desu-San-Desu > yamahog
02/28/2014 at 11:18

Eh, first date, third date, whatever. It's all relative anyway.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 11:19

I just had a date with one last night. I'm a chemist and she has a minor in biochemistry and it was just supposed to be a little after-work meet n' greet sort of thing. We ended up talking for about 4 hours and barely eating or drinking anything. Thankfully, I'm friends with the bartenders there so it was good.

Desu-San-Desu > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/28/2014 at 11:30

I was an art and creative writing major. I currently have no defined profession. So I fully expect nobody to expect me to break out theoretical physics as a conversation topic. Luckily, the nurse I'm seeing this Saturday sent me the article about disordered hyperuniformities in chicken eyes that inspired the original topic of conversation that inspired the idea for this rage comic. So....something! Yeah!

The Revengel > Desu-San-Desu
02/28/2014 at 13:24

Just wait until the right dating phase.

Kinja'd!!!